Eat my dust

professoralbusdumbledore:

when you hate your legs 
remember that they carried you through the hardest parts of your life. they get you out of bed every day and take you to what you love.

when you hate your stomach
remember that it helped you gain strength. it holds the memories of deep laughter and great meals. it is full of warmth and joy.

when you hate your arms
remember that they are strong, which makes you strong. but they are also soft and can be used to cuddle and hold the ones you love.

foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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captainfluffatun:

tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

Not really even a fan of PewDiePie but hot damn the last two are incredible

lettuce-ghost:

Look how she went from being impressed by his flight suit to being impressed by her son and how much he’s grown. Look at how she’s looks at him and places her hand on his face. And look at hiccup’s face in this scene. For his entire life, Hiccup believed his mother was dead, but here he is, right next to her, feeling a mother’s touch for the first time in his life. And here we have Valka, who carried 20 years of regret of leaving her family behind to protect these dragons, finding out how much alike his son is to her.

I teared up at this scene because it was so intimate and sweet and heartbreaking at the same time. Dreamworks does an amazing goddamn job of portraying and animating these facial expressions, as well as the music that goes with these scenes. *applauds*  

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

emobama69:

stoned-moaning-myrtle:

siarraculbertson:

cosmicscripts:

thepinupnextdoor:

littlecatlady:

"how are you going to look with all those tattoos when you’re old??"

rad as hell

Reblogging this babe

reblogging for the last shot

fun fact: she got them all after she turned like 37. all of them.

“She said: ‘I love my tattoos but men don’t seem to feel the same. My appearance seems to scare them off. ‘I’ve only ever been on one date in seven years. That was through a tattoo-lovers dating site - but it didn’t last. ‘I think when men first look at me, they think I’m a bit rough. They mutter ‘look at the state of her’ under their breath. They don’t bother to get to know me.’ ”

Always reblog
Like
Always

my little sister says she looks like a princess.

She’s a QUEEN.
glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

omgitsnils:

 as-seenon-tv:

This is better then my whole blog

omgitsnils:

 as-seenon-tv:

This is better then my whole blog

purrpurry:

Look what pyro’s reading 030

purrpurry:

Look what pyro’s reading 030

do-you-want-a-second-opinion:

randomizer medic always makes everyone feel a little gangster.

16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

jellovert:

when the potion seller won’t sell you his strongest potions
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rainy-afternoons:

when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time

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keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

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